Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML
Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML
Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a girl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen. I said, "There, now your mom can see you play!" She responded with, "My mom's blind." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
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Top comments
holynemesis1208 3
its only center field don't feel bad.
Jamsmucus 0
You need to work on those skills!
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Comments (36)
kei1108 13
I meant to thumb up your comment!!
softball1771 0
Umm actually right field is important, since 75% of batters are right handed, it's left field because rightys don't usually pull the ball.
BostonBear 33
hard work and dedication op. If you try hard enough you will get better and be picked more
doglover100 29
How do you forget your glasses? There have been people at school who forget their glasses and can't see all day. If you couldn't see why wouldn't you wear them? My glasses are the first thing I put on when I wake up.
vampivy23 16
Really? The first thing? Because I'm pretty sure that I like to brush my teeth, shower, and get dressed before putting mine on.
fantasyworld 39
How do you forget your glasses if you're blind without them?
Mortoli 30
Same as leaving wallet or locking keys just because they should always be on you doesn't mean they always are. I hate wearing glasses. But still she could have taken them off while in the shower and just forgot about them while changing or something along the lines. Maybe she as forgetful as me at which case, damn I feel bad for her. I forget names after just hearing them. Not intentionally of course. Sometimes it is though.
RandomDude74 9
She probably doesn't get much play time and the coach was being nice. Hey, at least it was only center.
Nitrous_meth 12
Prove him wrong so next game he picks you first