Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
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dragon53535 2
I don't see a problem
Tbearshy 16
She walked right into that one
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ber4fun13 10
But you CAN see her so your statement is valid. I doubt she was that offended considering there are other ways she could reply besides "Nice to see you too."
Adam5858 17
How did she react?
foxwasalamb 24
if she didn't get offended, i don't see the problem. its a rather normal greeting for people to use so I'm sure shes not too hurt. i wouldn't get too worked up about it
Luerna 13
I honestly wouldn't worry about it :) people understand phrases like that. I worked with a girl who uses a wheelchair and someone once asked us if we wanted to walk down to the store and immediately began apologizing. The girl just laughed and said it was fine, and not to think too much about it. If its a common phrase, more times than not, the person won't even think anything about it unless you start to.
empav 16
Please do not get this wrong but I don't see a problem with your choice of words. Technically it has been a while since you did see her last and from what I can understand you didn't mean those words as an insult. I am hoping she took it in the manner it was meant, and since it has been a while, who knows a new friendship might come out of it.
Britt125 16
Well, you can see her. She can't see you, but you can see her. It's an accurate statement. I'm sure she hears that all the time, it's a common statement, it probably doesn't phase her. This makes me think, I know somebody who hit a deer once. Almost everybody's immediate reaction when they found out was to respond with "oh dear" then gasp in horror at what they just said. They guy just laughed it off, it wasn't a big deal... it's just a common thing that people say. Point is, it's the same kind of thing, it's just a common figure of speech and likely she doesn't care. Unless she actually told you she was upset I wouldn't worry about it.
BreathingClover 19
but hey... look at the bright side
worldclassrager 41
Common mistake probably didn't take it personally
khaled_almu 13
I think this is good start?
happyturtle 16
username is the funniest thing! hope she didnt't really say that. unless it was as a joke and she wanted to make it un-awkward