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Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

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Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

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#18: I'm just bored. Happy now? Should I write another FML? "Today I commented on one of the comments of my FML. FML"

What? Commenting on a comment is against the rules?

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What? Commenting on a comment is against the rules?

hey OP, he was making a sarcastic joke

#18: I'm just bored. Happy now? Should I write another FML? "Today I commented on one of the comments of my FML. FML"

Iknoweverything 29

I think commenting on your own post gets you a badge? I hope you cussed the idiot out!

OP, I sympathize with you, that totally sucks. >> Did you give them a piece of your mind? Because if it were me, they'd be running down the street in no time.

ImFrackinBored 13

Whenever they call I just say "No, but would you be interested in (repeat exactly what they said) it's awesome

Ugh. Telemarketers they really suck. And they sell crappy stuff.

It sucks trying to get back to sleep after working all night. I had a couple JW's knock on my door one morning right after I had finally fallen to sleep, needless to say they don't come to my house and when they walk by they run in fear.

LiveLaughFML 10

if I were you, I would have breathed onto the phone in a creepy way. and then I'd say "what's your favorite scary movie"? :D

I always comment on my own FMLs too. But why wasn't anyone surprised?