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Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

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kareltje 17

Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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kareltje 17

#18: I'm just bored. Happy now? Should I write another FML? "Today I commented on one of the comments of my FML. FML"

kareltje 17

What? Commenting on a comment is against the rules?

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monkeys1315 0

I'm surprised the phone call woke you up.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

So hang up

kareltje 17

I did. That didn't prevent me from waking up, though.

eeppiicc 8

Op is that your cat in your picture?

icantellu 7

OMG! I realized that too! how cool is that!?! OP commented!

Keyman1212 14

The reason I have no FML's is that I like my life, and I take shitty experiences I've had as life lessons, not as an opportunity to self pity myself.

missbadluk 0

Hint...phones DO have silent options. (landline and Cel) Derrrr. Ydi..

Mxpxdude189 0

that's why i: 1) don't answer the home phone 2) turn off my cell when sleeping