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kareltje Netherlands

Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

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Can't they make a living during office hours? That would've given me 2 hours of sleep at least...

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Fml telemarketers suck

2 in general is a lot. Consider yourself very lucky if you even get one posted.

What was the price? He couldve been offering you a deal

Find him and smother the life outta him with the pillow

ironic... hey get on the no call list for telemarketers google it

Fix for this: 1. Answer the phone 2. Say hello 3. Wait for them to start talking 4. Lay down the phone without hanging up 5. Go back to sleep 6. Problem solved.

Its illegal for them to call you before 9 am so threaten to call the attorney generals office if they ever do it again. Shouldnt EVER have a problem again

It depends on where you live. OP is not an American nor in the United States.

1 hour more, 2 hours more, it wouldn't have made a difference. Simply getting a telemarketer call you is enough for an fml

leadman1989 16

I think they have an alarm system for the worst time to call. - alarm blaring "Yes he's just fallen asleep. Should I call now? No wait until he's really into it and then call to sell him a... peelow *pinky to mouth

BlAcKxJe5uS 6

63's gotta pointt