Anonymous
United States
Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
GoddamnCat
Carson City, United States
Territorial
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
nick
United States
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
frenchpop1960
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Confusing
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
drreeeewwww
Salem, United States
Siren king
Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML
Annoyed
Accokeek, United States
Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML
Rachael
Australia
Today, I was woken up by my elderly neighbor banging on my door at 2am. She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off. I'd just fallen asleep. FML
Top comments
may14th 26
at 2:00 the fox shouldn't be saying anything
jentrynicole 20
Tell him the fox says to shut up.
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Delsanity 13
Haha i like that song
Colon_Man 17
Do I even dare to look this up?
Ichiya 29
I wouldn't if I was you.
Colon_Man 17
Ok. Thanks for the heads up. I don't need another jingle in my head. :)
condor216 15
It's 2015 how is he just now finding out about that song?
thenielsens 12
You gotta admit, it's a catchy tune. But I would just one up the guy with gangnum style. Just get awkward with it..
gabagabaheyu 10
at least it wasnt that gangam style song but still equally annoying.
gintwinsmoore 20
my daughter introduced me to that song a few weeks ago and I hate it!!!
petrine 17
The funny thing is that the creators of the song, the Ylvis bothers, made the song wanting it to be bad to promote their TV show, but it somehow got picked up in the States, which made it go viral annoying people across the world. As a Norwegian, I've never been more proud of my fellow citizens!
alanharvey15 13
what dose the Lion say when it see you around late night snack time lol
shinikageWolf 15
"The fox says SHUT THE **** UP!"
rabbitstew45 4
Call police or by-law.