Anonymous
United States
Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
GoddamnCat
Carson City, United States
Territorial
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
nick
United States
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
frenchpop1960
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Confusing
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
drreeeewwww
Salem, United States
Siren king
Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML
Annoyed
Accokeek, United States
Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML
Rachael
Australia
Today, I was woken up by my elderly neighbor banging on my door at 2am. She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off. I'd just fallen asleep. FML
Top comments
may14th 26
at 2:00 the fox shouldn't be saying anything
jentrynicole 20
Tell him the fox says to shut up.
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nemosxdimples 11
the cow goes mooo, annoying neighbors go bye bye
rebeltw 15
by 2:15 the neighbor would be saying stop pounding on my door
MDoremis 38
I have never more in my life wished that FML allowed you to post picture in the comments. This is screaming for some memes.
MidnaLink 35
I'm just gonna leave this here… oh, wait…
keiNan_fml 35
fox says shut up and go to bed.
skellingtonfart 18
Hehe, we all went through that phase, it doesn't last long, let him enjoy it.
shmoooopie 29
I didn't. I hate that song
XxXBadAshXxX 27
Nothing good happens after 2 am.
jeepers_1 21
Idk, I've had some pretty great sex after 2 am
janfleury 19
so sorry op.
PharmacyJoe 13
Leave him a pair of cheap $5 headphones by his door. Hopefully he gets the hint.
Skoff_fml 27
I hate inconsiderate neighbours. though. .. I do love that song
DaraPhantomhive 14
Isn't that a dead meme?