Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun to cheer me on. I felt happy since I don't have many friends. Only when I got closer did I realize that they were cheering for the girl behind me, and in fact, not one person was cheering for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML
Today, it was the marathon. My girlfriend, has a unique name spelling, ran and I cheered and passed her supplies at two different mile markers. I then noticed a guy I’d never met who had signs with her name at the same mile markers. She was too lazy to split up both her boyfriend’s mile markers. FML
Today, I was at a swim meet, swimming as hard as I'd ever swum before. During the last lap I saw no one in the lanes next to me. Thinking I was first, I became extremely excited. When I came to the wall, I realized the reason no one else was around: They already finished the race. I was last. FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
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_daniellesays_ 10
If I were there, I'd cheer for you.
hero93 6
She was probably really ugly, so they felt twice as bad for her. Don't worry OP.
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Comments (108)
Roevera 14
GOOO OP!! You Can Do It!! =D
ephex 0
Your cute. :3
ladyLALAA 29
OP, who cares you beat her! Winning!
ladyLALAA 29
Moderated? :(
MyNameis_Kevin 3
Start smoking pot, you'll become a cool stoner instead of that weird kid with no friends.
CryMoreFMLs 15
You are.... Special. I'll give you that. Not the good kind either..... .... Yeah...
AlwaysCracked 6
Or the weird kid with no friends who also smokes pot alone... And still needs to be motivated to run a mile.
perdix 31
Maybe if you left your bra in the locker room, like the other girl did, everyone would have cheered for you, too. Everyone enjoys watching ******* flop about.
perdix 31
People secretly love bouncing moobs just as much. "Society" won't allow us to express our fondness for the jiggly manboob.
perdix 31
I believe "The Biggest Loser" is going into its 13th season. That should answer your question about the public's desire to watch bouncing moobs of all extreme shapes and sizes. Isn't that really why everyone watches?
Arxikist 3
I wear a thong whenever Perdix and I go to the gaybar.
Brandi_Faith 34
I'm pretty impressed at how long that conversation went on for, with each comment still continuing to be wittingly funny. My hats off to you both gentlemen! Well done!
Strafeh 9
I watch biggest loser to point and laugh at the fat people.
Choonie 1
Wow did u come first cause if u did they should of cheered.
emodude44 0
I take it your not a native of Texas? You're okay in my book... texan...
astralvagan 20
What do you have against texans, Canadian???
Arxikist 3
Only steers and queers come from Texas.
Torva_fml 16
Minnesota thinks Texas is hot!
spbenge 1
Ah that's a tough one. Stay up.
Snafuusmc 12
Either you must be new to the school or your socially awkward...
zaza_x_fml 5
I'm sure many were cheering for you too, but the few supporting the other girl were just inevitably loud making your fans almost impossible to hear. ;) well done tho OP.
FmaFangirl 9
I would have cheered, screw your class.
Groucho_fml 5
Your picture seriously creeps me the hell out..