Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun to cheer me on. I felt happy since I don't have many friends. Only when I got closer did I realize that they were cheering for the girl behind me, and in fact, not one person was cheering for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML
Today, it was the marathon. My girlfriend, has a unique name spelling, ran and I cheered and passed her supplies at two different mile markers. I then noticed a guy I’d never met who had signs with her name at the same mile markers. She was too lazy to split up both her boyfriend’s mile markers. FML
Today, I was at a swim meet, swimming as hard as I'd ever swum before. During the last lap I saw no one in the lanes next to me. Thinking I was first, I became extremely excited. When I came to the wall, I realized the reason no one else was around: They already finished the race. I was last. FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
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_daniellesays_ 10
If I were there, I'd cheer for you.
hero93 6
She was probably really ugly, so they felt twice as bad for her. Don't worry OP.
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Comments (108)
Shadow4i5 3
I'd cheer for u too!!!!!
astralvagan 20
Sounds like your class is just a bunch of douchey douche bags! If you are having a hard time making friends, you have two choices...... Turn into the school ****, or befriend the band geeks.... They always need friends......
Arxikist 3
It's ok OP. The girl's boobs were probably bouncing around, nbd.
FaraPjJammaz 13
It's better than to be mockingly cheered on!
AlaskaKid95 7
This is kind of like one of those moments when your crush smiles and waves to you and you get excited until you realize he's waving at the girl behind you. -sigh-
yanksby7 6
It's a mile not a marathon...why were people cheering at all? Unless she's...er...heavier, or disabled, in which case you should be less self absorbed.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I was confused by this, too. Why would anyone cheer for a class run? It sounds like OP was one of the last couple of runners. Maybe everyone at the finish just wanted the run to be over so they were prodding on the girl in last place. OP, be grateful for the few friends you have and stop wishing you were Popular Girl from Some Teen Movie.
stevenmx86 8
That's because you have a pathetic personality OP.. "I was happy because I don't have many friends" the fact that that even matters to you shows weakness and the bullies will eat that up..
samarch0079 0
That's pretty friggen harsh dude! Maybe it's YOUR personality that needs adjusting. Calling someone pathetic... NOT COOL!!!
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Boy have I been there before OP. It really sucks. :(
DaKillaMafia 2
Your class/teammates suck. You cheer for your teammate even if you don't like him. That's what makes a good team.
Jibblets2367 7
Forever Alone