Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
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volley4eva1698 0
Old people shouldn't drive
greenset001 0
they kill people
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Comments (72)
Mpsteve13 7
maybe he was asian
birdfreak 24
hehe I use binoculars too but that's only when I'm birdwatching sometimes I accidentally get on private property one time I did that and me and the group I was with were being looked for by the cops cause a few days earlier there was a murder (whisper) I think it had to do with drugs
metfanatic1986 0
tell him. don't worry about it. 1 condition. **** me!
1215116a 14
Now we wait for Herbert to reply to you saying '**** me'....
honeylol 0
that's kind of disturbing
bentleysdad11611 0
lol he couldn't tell how close you were
ToxicxKitten 9
Those evil old people...
mexicotoucher 7
Come on, everybody makes mistakes. Now give your grandad a break and don't let him use the binoculars next time.
Getxscared 0
Silly OP. Those were just bifocals
DearLar 0
sounds like a pain in the butt,
anorexicbarbie 8
Picturing this made me almost cry from laughing.
taytay34 0
lol