Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Thanks, come again!
Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy said "Mommy" and the mom looked down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walked out. The boy had pissed on the floor. FML
When nature calls
Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML
Bag of frozen peas time
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Not now!
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, a customer asked a question I couldn’t answer. I asked if she would wait while I consulted someone else, but she spat in my face and stormed off. My manager saw, wrote me up for refusing to help, and gave the woman a gift card for her troubles. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Stranger danger
Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML
Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
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Bardock 0
Take them to court. I'm sure a jury can see the logic and misjustice in firing someone for not wanting piss on their shoes.
d101_fml 0
I am from Europe and I keep reading about crazy FML stories of people getting fired because of stupid customers. Is this quite common in America? Is the customer really always right regardless of what happens??? I am quite shocked. Many time have I told customers to f-off, with the support of my managers, simply because we get paid doesn't mean we're prostitutes who can get peed on - with a smile -
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holynemesis1208 3
sounds like illinois to me.
SilverBallet 0
Wow. That's a little messed up. Businesses are terrified of their customers, though, because the unreasonable ones are always the ones who seem to have enough time on their hands (thus not enough production to be had) to complain about how a bagger decided to ask her to make her son stop peeing on his/her shoes. "I'm going to write a letter!" Forget about common decency, public decorum, and simple sanitation. Someone who doesn't wanna get peed on? Unheard of.
KiyatsuFox 0
That's not fair at all. You got fired because you were telling someone to just take their kid to the rest room? Man, don't let that go to rest, you need to defend yourself and get your job back!
Lifey66 0
@56 Sounds like a plan!
stolenreindeer 0
I used to work at a Safeway store. Contact your union representative--seriously. If they called you into a meeting where they fired you, you have the right to a union rep. I believe it's the UFCW. I know someone who was fired for similar stupid reasons and re-hired 2 days later. Hey, that's why you pay the dues right? The union also pays the legal fees once for you or something like that.
pmole42088 0
ya parents can be pretty big d bags, i worked as a waiter and you wouldnt believe what parents say when there kids are obviously miss behaving and you politely ask them get them under control.
TAGM 0
Any boss who desides to fire you for asking a kid's mother to stop her kid pissing all over the shop floor probably isn't a good man to work with. You're actualy somewhat lucky to be away from the dumbass.
YouDontSeeMe 0
grocery stores suck! My brother and I both worked at woodman's and were treated like crap. My brother got written up for not talking to one customer (even though he did talk to everyone else in his lane that day) then when he tried to explain that to the boss he was written up again for talking back. I was basically called worthless because I was unable to keep the floor spotless, bag groceries, and collect carts scattered in a snow covered parking lot by my self at the same time. F them.
inlimbo11 0
that's ****** up. you should definitely do something. whether it's legal action or putting sugar in your boss's gas tank, do something.
boatkicker 5
To MOST of the people who commented before me. It's not assault. The kids friggin 6! Thats kindergarden/firstgrade age. Do you knwo how many kindergardeners and first graders still wet themselves? Yes, sometimes on other people. Some parents can be touchy about stuff like that too. Thinking "my child, who i pottytrained at 2 still has trouble with the bathroom" is embarrassing. Yeah, I would be annoyed about being peed on, but sueing for asault because a LITTLE KID peed on me? Jesus Christ people. And on top of that it could ALSO have been a medical issue. (Another thing which parents are sensitive about oftentimes.) My baby sister is 9 and still has bladder control issues because of a birth defect. You never knwo the situations. ON the other hand, I think your boss is really unreasonable. Being peed on, yeah that suck, especially wehn teh mother seems to not have a problem with it, and I deffinately would have said anything, bt to get fired for that is insane. Your boss is unreasonable. Your grocery store a chain? If so have your manager reported to the higher-ups for unreasonable termination of your job. Dont sue them, thats stupid, but mention it to whoever your boss's boss is.