Cxisbest
United States
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ProAwkward
Grand Prairie, United States
Avoidance issues
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
toelie
Oh the times, they are a-changin'
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Anonymous
Carbondale, United States
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
tlm84
Fitchburg, United States
Toxic much?
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Too manly
Stockton, United States
Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
Rick
United States
Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML
thedogwalker
Mistaken identity
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
WTF Lady?
Rod Stewart was wrong
Today, I was walking down my street when a girl came up behind me and started yelling about me being a slut. When she saw I was the wrong person, she continued to yell at me because I have blonde hair. FML
ConfidenceShattered
Thanks guys
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
anniecook
United States
Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML
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ollie179 21
tell em to go f*ck themselves
insanesna1l 0
just hope you never end up in prison
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Comments (233)
PeteyPablo12308 20
I'm sorry but that's hilarious... FYL
inslb54 0
i hate when i dont know if im looking at a man or a woman, that my friends is a "trap"
fairygirl88 5
true, true.
grayfox31 0
do u know what gender u r !!!
BayBeezy 0
I had tha saaaame question.. but there's a lot of he-she's, she-he's, its out there.....so does it really matter?
Shosho7 3
you're too handsome then ;P ! tell 'em to suck it !
darkmis1 18
That would imply that she is a he.
MissBunny25 0
74 tsk tsk tsk. minor detail, my child.
IIRoxieII 12
awww that sucks. :(
LaylaaMariee 0
Don't worry about it, they are obviously too ignorant to realize that it's none of their business. The way you dress and act is your choice, not theirs.
paleontologist 8
As I was scrolling down the comments, my faith in humanity lessened as I read the flood of ignorant comments. Finally one that that I can thumbs up.
winnn_fml 0
theres nothin to b ashamed of being a drag queen, so be it
darkmis1 18
OP is a girl, so technically a drag king.
sarapsosis 1
lool
FouteenCs 0
tranny?
DarkJoy_fml 5
I'm sorry OP. When I was 12 I got a short hair cut and went to try out at a play with my dad. They thanked my dad for bringing his son with him to the auditions (despite the fact I had boobs). Don't worry about it. If you are that worried about what people think change your look. If not just say **** em and realize that you are a beautiful person the way you are.
Jizwold 0
yo **** that "ur beautiful the way u are" bullshit. don't lie to em physical appearances are very important in our society
_Itz_Meena_ 0
69- you sound really shallow, which in my opinion isn't such a good thing; as for the physical appearances being "important" well they aren't everything, that's for sure! I understand if someone wants to look presentable to people but being obsessed? that is just pointless in my opinion considering looks fade.
sublime420 11
Yeah? And who asked for your ******* opinion? It's important to look good, no matter what society your in, and anyone who disagrees is just ugly in denial.
_Itz_Meena_ 0
I never said they weren't. I understand why it's important to look good. I just don't get why some obsess with it. (:
mieneke 2
So why exactly are gender confusion and nice appearance mutually exclusive?
sublime420 11
Because a woman who looks like a man is not attractive, obviously
Nychthemeron 2
69 is sad that no-one will ever accept him in his society, based on his reasoning.
_Itz_Meena_ 0
127: everyone has their types dude. if you think girls like that are ugly, then fine. no one said you had to like them and it doesn't give you the right to make them feel inferior.
sublime420 11
I have every right to make ugly girls feel inferior. Why? Because this is AMERICA!! LOLJK. Its because I'm and asshole, and proud. :)
_Itz_Meena_ 0
well I find nothing funny about it. I've been picked on my whole life for not being beautiful as other girls. but at least you admit you're an asshole. :p
sublime420 11
Thats weird, because you don't look ugly at all..
briidontgive_ 0
At 93 , I don't remember him saying people should be obsessed, but appearance does matter at some degree.
_Itz_Meena_ 0
182: I wasn't implying that he said that, I just meant that I, personally, don't get why some obsess. but yes, I do agree that looks do matter to an extent. 169: haha I don't know, that's just what I'm told.
DarkJoy_fml 5
I was not trying to start a fight and I do realize looks matter in our culture. However, to brag about the..." right to make ugly girls feel inferior. Why? Because this is AMERICA!! LOLJK. " and being an asshole is not something to be proud about. You have the right to be yourself and so do others. At least people that are less fortunate looking have an excuse called genes about the way they look. However, you have an ugly personality and you opt not to change that. You would make a great Wall Street Investor since you care about nobody except yourself.
sublime420 11
Who said I care about no one but myself? I care about the beautiful people..;)
DarkJoy_fml 5
Not gonna lie, even though I completely disagree with what you your sentiments regarding people's appearances, you did make me lol with your retort.
sublime420 11
Thats what i'm here for. They see me trollin'...they hatin'..
_Itz_Meena_ 0
damn, I missed it. :( what was his retort? lol.
sublime420 11
Meena, it was something along the lines of "Who says i dont care about other people? I just care about beautiful people. ;)" While i can see why theyd mod my other comments, i dont see why they also took out the one in which i call you pretty...
xxdamthatsuxx 0
Well stop confusing people, what's wrong with you.