Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we're still living with our parents. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Right to privacy
Today, I was caught doing it with my boyfriend in a car because we wanted to have privacy from my family. I'm a grown adult with my own home. FML
Regressive
Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML
Put your foot down
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Pull up
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Oh hey how are you?
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Bad sign
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
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PaperxHearts_xox 0
"our parents'"? uhm. rephrase your sentence...or be prepared for a funky looking child.
Tri_fml 5
Got all excited at mocking your incest, but everyone beat me to it :(
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Comments (41)
tdizzles 0
wait a minute... you got laid, you dont pay rent, and you have a built in maid... wheres the downside to this again?
Wacuco 0
Lmao What he said^
RatIsKing 0
Oh my ******* god.
sweetbiotch88 0
I cannt get over this incestial-person/freak
sweetbiotch88 0
aaw my comment before didn't post, it said : I'm a ****
Anteezy 7
This has win written all over it.
bridgette5866 0
Check out the incredible amount of comments noting the obvious incest here. Loving it.
sarebear123 0
what's sex?
sarebear123 0
omg you SCREWED YOUR BROTHER!
JDFromSac 0
bangin yur sis huh.... ydi for sure. lol and living with your parents isn't that bad in a shit economy.
AliceSaysFYL 0
lol