Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML
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It got posted yay. Well some were asking why I showered while friends were over. I had came from the gym and I left my door unlocked for them to come in since they were walking distance away. As I came back sweaty I decided to shower so I wouldn't ruin the couch. As I got out my mom came in to give me a towel since she didn't want me using my old one but she so happened to come in at the same time as me getting out the shower. My friends are still talking about it so yeah I have a good 2 or 3 weeks left before it's over.
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BananaMan844 4
Yikes... I'm real sorry about that, OP. Sounds like your mother needs to be a lot more mature!
princesspeachxox 18
More importantly why is his mum giving him a towel?
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Comments (137)
artsytoast 7
These FMLs make me realize that growing up doesn't necessarily = getting more mature :/
mangelon86 15
You're mom is awesome. If I was a friend over your house at the time, yeah, it would be a while before I let you forget that.
Xandrick 22
1062 people are complete jerkholes.
rogerover 19
**** her!! Wait, no, don't .....
TheCrispyCat 20
You'll hear about it forever. I guarantee it.
Frostillicus123 10
if they're true friends you'll never live this down
BabyrooKid 11
So much for things being bigger in Texas.
JKPwnage 27
#DammitMom goes trending in 5... 4... 3... 2...
mosquito19 14
was it like a frightened turtle?
Chibi_Kitten 24
Your friends must have never heard the quote "good things come in small packages."
Druu 53
Convenient that OP has said "small package"...
BellaBear90 27
That doesn't apply to penises.