Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML
LolKaleb tells us more.
It got posted yay. Well some were asking why I showered while friends were over. I had came from the gym and I left my door unlocked for them to come in since they were walking distance away. As I came back sweaty I decided to shower so I wouldn't ruin the couch. As I got out my mom came in to give me a towel since she didn't want me using my old one but she so happened to come in at the same time as me getting out the shower. My friends are still talking about it so yeah I have a good 2 or 3 weeks left before it's over.
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BananaMan844 4
Yikes... I'm real sorry about that, OP. Sounds like your mother needs to be a lot more mature!
princesspeachxox 18
More importantly why is his mum giving him a towel?
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Comments (137)
vikky538 29
complain to your dad..
taylor21398 14
Wouldn't she have to see it to know it's so small?..
RussianGinger 12
she changed his diaper. she has seen it
flee2321 10
Maybe he's a grow-er and not a show-er. Definitely would be awkward to prove differently then!
TheCrispyCat 20
Grower here. Yeah that'd be really awkward.
The_Big_Boss 20
You have to assert dominance and whip it out to prove it's not small now. Unless it really is...
RedPillSucks 33
whip it out to show your mom? I'm sure that will improve his rep with his friends *My dick is so big, I made my mom gasp!*
mrtennis 8
thats just awkward. and why is your mom getting you a towel?
bobslawnservice 16
Am I the only one who thinks that OP's mom is actually a pretty funny lady?
amisenho 11
Only about as funny as a father telling his daughter how nice her knockers are. That is to say, you *could* be the only one.
weveallbeenthere 30
I though the mom was funny. People need to lighten up about jokes.
itsjusttofunny 8
sounds like your mom is a real P.O.S. That little remark could mess up your self image forever.
little_one 20
Umm because most guys shower with an erection? Come now your mom should know never judge a flaccid dick by it's cover. It's okay OP "growers" are better, it's like getting a surprise!
itsjusttofunny 8
Are you a penis pro? jkjk had to say it.
Not_Impressed13 9
@46. Username fits right into this FML...
Zebediabolical 45
The next month? Dude. This is how life-long nicknames start!
Dodger_fan16 11
More like you'll hear about it the rest of your life. Just gotta laugh it off and make it a joke when your friends bring it up