Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML
LolKaleb tells us more.
It got posted yay. Well some were asking why I showered while friends were over. I had came from the gym and I left my door unlocked for them to come in since they were walking distance away. As I came back sweaty I decided to shower so I wouldn't ruin the couch. As I got out my mom came in to give me a towel since she didn't want me using my old one but she so happened to come in at the same time as me getting out the shower. My friends are still talking about it so yeah I have a good 2 or 3 weeks left before it's over.
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BananaMan844 4
Yikes... I'm real sorry about that, OP. Sounds like your mother needs to be a lot more mature!
princesspeachxox 18
More importantly why is his mum giving him a towel?
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Comments (137)
yesmydear 7
that's a really terrible thing for a mother to say, really sorry OP
cakefete2 31
What gets me is that she didn't just call him small. That would have been bad enough, but she had to use "ridiculously small" to adequately describe it.
amisenho 11
I had the same problem when my step-dad saw me without a towel and inappropriately complemented me on how big my breasts are. It's just a heaping, uncomfortable helping of awkward all around.
worldclassrager 41
Just say you take cold showers it shouldn't linger too long
DoubleDosexo 12
but Don't guys take cold showers to get rid of boners? That's gonna look worse
Audem_fml 27
If it's not the next year. ;)
gracehi 33
Next month? Try the rest of your life, Tiny Tim.
zeddiculus 22
I've found streaking generally helps prove them wrong.
lametide 4
??
weveallbeenthere 30
blame it on the cold water, funny mom.
PoisonOrchid 21
Bet you'll never forget your towel again. I don't know if you'll ever live that one down, OP.
MathGeek31415 6
But I thought everything was bigger in Texas...
pussystank 18
Um no, I once slept with a Texan. His was as big as a mini carrots, but who cares??? he gives good blow jobs!
Kayjose 8
Well that's embarrassing. thanks mom