Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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vespergreen 17
Your husband is an idiot.
sirpantselot 22
Sounds like you've already got one.
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chronosphere 18
even homer simpson didnt think of that
LSS_fml 18
Your comment worked the first 2 times....
Pleonasm 36
I'd say "It was funny the first time you wrote it," but that's not even true.
poccocurantes 7
Well if you are not having sex at all then it is a little harder to make a baby. Sounds like someone isn't ready to be a dad yet.
nottheyoungest 18
You sure you want his sperm? Your kids could catch his stupid.
cloak057_fml 8
I kind of agree on that.. Lol
BingleBop 18
Well, at least he's trying his best to have kids?
denden_mushi 11
Maybe your husband doesn't want a kid and instead of talking to you about waiting, he's avoiding the issue by making up this dumb excuse. Either way you'll need to talk to him.
scta 13
It sounds like he's just using that as an excuse not to have sex because he is not ready to become a father yet. At least I hope that's the case and that he is not that dumb in reality. Talk to him about it and see what's going on (after the biology lesson).
HeartForMusic 23
Hopefully your baby won't inherit his intelligence.
StaceeeP 23
most men would jump at the chance to have sex all the time, maybe he just isn't ready for a baby but doesn't want to tell you?
nycwrestler 17
Or maybe he wants the most fit sperm.
twinkiefeets 17
Maybe he's just an idiot.
james9120 7
Well the longer you wait, the better it feels... So can't blame him lol