Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML
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mojo_jojo 0
How do you know she wasn't joking? According to my watch, she's allowed to continue the charade for another 18 hours. Them's the rules.
PlasticShark 0
Ha-ha, unlucky - don't do an April fool's that can backfire!
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Comments (104)
caught22 0
she might be april fooling you back.
dRo1889 0
you probably are gay
noele299 0
hahahaahahhhhahah
Kr00ked 0
hah I tryed that a while back and my dad kicked me out untill I told him it was a joke
platypusrex256 2
i dont understand the joke of being gay =(
3daysgrace 0
wow lol. that must have hurt
theoneforgotten 0
You told them this at 1:18 in the morning?
yesbutnotyou 0
heeheehee. she could have been joking dude. so are you actually gay? if so, this worked out well for you!
dfarrey 0
I actually had an idea that was just like this story, only backwards. If there's ever a gay guy that wants to come out of the closet, but is afraid of how someone will act: do it on April Fool's day. If all goes well - hooray! If they react badly - April fools! I actually thought this was a horrible idea, but every single person I told it to said it was brilliant. Also, I thought of it near the end of April Fool's Day, so I couldn't try it out for myself.
jewboy92 0
That's terrible!! I'm so sorry... I can sympathize with you at least! I was taking piano lessons and my mom was like, "David, I hope that taking lessons with that gay teacher isn't wearing off on you. You're not gay, right??" Ugh. Lol...
Zakkie_1987 2
lol