Today, after weeks of saving, we finally got our Xbox One delivered. The courier guy who was bringing it up the two stories of stairs tripped on his laces, throwing the package over the side of the stairs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I'd ordered an Xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML
Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
Today, my Xbox blew up. Apparently my wife thought a good prank was to Sellotape the fan holes, because a YouTuber told her it makes Xboxes crash repeatedly. Well, it didn’t crash, it melted some of the casing, caught fire, which also set fire to the bookcase it sits on, the wall, and our 50 inch TV. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
Today, I bought a desk for my new apartment. After ignoring the warnings on the box saying it should not be carried alone, I made it all the way to my apartment with the desk. I walked in the door and dropped it on my foot. FML
Today, for his birthday, I bought my son the Xbox game he wanted. Seven hours for the game to install, two hours to download, then install an update, which failed twice and had to be restarted. He was a nightmare all afternoon waiting for it, then it was bedtime and the game still wasn’t ready. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs carrying a huge TV. Don't worry, my body cushioned the TV's fall. FML
Today, I got short-changed for a 12-pack of Mountain Dew. but I let it slide, even though they charged me double. i get home and immediately the box exploded and all the cans went falling down a flight of wooden stairs onto concrete. Fourteen stairs. FML
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tounces7 28
I mean, better than you destroying it yourself I'd assume, as whoever is employing the courier guy would be liable for it.
Mathalamus 25
There are still console exclusive games that the OP might want, hence why he brought it.
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tounces7 28
I mean, better than you destroying it yourself I'd assume, as whoever is employing the courier guy would be liable for it.
GamerChickxoxo 16
atleast nothing of value was lost lel
GamerChickxoxo 16
Now thats a sign your meant to join the PC-Masterrace. Its time to enjoy games at a high resolution and a high refreshrate Its time to understand the mechanics driving your experience. Its time to save money on games with amazing steam sales,humble bundle,fanatical,gog,origin epic games ect And who could forget the R.G.B. Its time to leave behind the life of console peasantry May your frame-rates be high and your temperatures be low
Mathalamus 25
There are still console exclusive games that the OP might want, hence why he brought it.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Please. Using consoles doesn't make anyone less of a gamer. I've always used consoles, and there are plenty of console-only games I enjoy playing that make my laptop nearly redundant. I mean how the **** am I supposed to play BotW or AC:NH on a PC? And even if they were available, they'd be way more expensive to buy. Not to mention the cost of a decent gaming PC/laptop. After 30+ years as a console gamer, there would have to be a pretty significant shift in the market for me to move to PC, and I don't see that happening any time soon.
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
You’re giving me Jehova Witness vibes lol Stop trying to convert people 😂
sickerthanyou 13
Dude, just join in the master race already and play in better graphics and speed. PC master race
guitarherogeek 22
Should’ve got a PS4 anyways, it’s a sign
Mellowyellow15 10
That sucks. Sorry dude.
peterblack67 9
And the company he works for will have to replace it.