Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML
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mojo_jojo 0
How do you know she wasn't joking? According to my watch, she's allowed to continue the charade for another 18 hours. Them's the rules.
PlasticShark 0
Ha-ha, unlucky - don't do an April fool's that can backfire!
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Comments (104)
WFMS 0
Well gay people are cool
dandlyon 0
roflomg im soooo sorrry. D:
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
HAHAAHAHAHAH
fsu4life 0
Hahaha learn to bring girls to your house fag
Zakkie_1987 2
wtf?! not everyone has to be into licking an open wound that bleeds for 7 days, and DOESN'T DIE, as well as not having a way to clean the interior "visitors lounge" without using a sterilized douche to ensure hygiene is accomplished. at least a dick can be washed externally, and an ass (that 80% of "straight" blokes shove their cocks into)only has remains of what has been consumed as most toxins actually leave via the urine.
loveyahun 0
Hey, if you was really gay, be happy that she would accept you. :)
dman5 0
fail. dumb ass
hanoha 0
ydi for acting gay but not knowing
Djosef_fml 0
''Mom, I'm lesbian... And I got another girl pregnant. -Wait, what? O.o'' ^ Now that's April fools material. ^
moms_mistake 2
so what exactly are you complaining about? that you're parents accept you or that they've known for a while but let you come out on your own time? because, seems to me like you've got some pretty great parents.
Daddy_Phat_Stack 0
lol your bad