Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, one of my colleagues was asked to rewrite an entire project, which I wrote last week. I'd spent more than 4 days writing it. FML
Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
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JasonUMN 15
On the bright side, now it's truly an autobiography!
perdix 31
Dipping your dog's paw in ink and making him step on a sheet of paper doesn't count. You need to forge a fourth letter!
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Comments (68)
grtfuldeadlovr 27
I'm sure everyone else did the same thing.
UsernameTaken14 18
Awww. I'm kind of the same way, but I do have a family. Just no friends :/ I'll be your friend!
olpally 33
That's a stupid project. Meh. Don't sweat it.
teddyoswald 1
It's okay, I'm pretty sure Batman would have the same problem. "Thanks Alfred, now I just need three more."
Bluepies 24
So your teacher assigned homework to your friends and family too? This assignment is ridiculous. Students should be graded on their own merit and abilities, not their friends' and family's.
RedPillSucks 33
Wow. So even some of your family members wouldn't write a letter? That beyond sucks.
kellyem2 20
Noticing a lot of FMLs with this kind of theme lately. It's sad.
Jarl_the_Elite 27
Didn't have the people able to write the letters, did they not want to?
wolfman2123 13
What if your an only child with one parent? And other family lives out of town?
Jamsy0707 10
Don't worry, I've done the same thing.