Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Today, I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep my parrot company, and named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found my parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML
Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML
Today, I was sick in bed with a nasty flu. It was also the day my bird was eaten by an animal that had silently burrowed into the cage while I was recovering. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am to the sound of a bird screeching. Turns out, my roommate bought a parrot without consulting me first. Even better, my roommate expects me to pay for half of the bird's expenses. FML
Today, I was woken up by a bird screaming its guts out. My cat had somehow managed to catch a bird and bring it inside. My 9 a.m. morning began with trying to catch a bird in my own home. FML
Today I bought a new cage, along with some toys, for my bird. I came home to find my bird had escaped its old cage. FML
Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up, and attacked my face. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. In his front room was a giant parrot. Hoping to impress them, I went over to the bird and began talking to it proving I wasn't scared. Out of nowhere, it's beak clenched onto my nose making it gush blood on the carpet. I was hospitalized. FML
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Crazion 26
I think someone killed your bird. Just a hunch.
Red_Curls1995 28
Well they only mimic what they hear so I think it's safe to say someone killed your lovebird.
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Comments (48)
manlove38 23
I would love to hear the rest of the store from the OP!! Me thinks something a foot!! LOL. ?
LyricaSilvan 30
Guys, I'm sure OP already knows parrots mimic what they hear; you don't need to keep telling her the parrot didn't do it.
EarlFug 19
I'd be worried the parrot could be next to go for snitching. Is it possible you own a cat who speaks english?
gingerlover01 24
looks like there was a killer in your home
amzee96 18
Parrots don't pick up sentences out of no where... Maybe someone confessed to the parrot
Dswank620 18
This is some shit straight out of a horror movie
914smv 18
hahaha hilarious. Maybe he is just repeating whoever did kill the bird.
piercedbiatch 12
parrots can open their cage at times....better buy a padlock
ELoni_fml 25
You might want to consider placing your parrot in witness protection
Joshawott 21
I wouldn't worry about your parrot unless the sentence was finished with "and your next". However, it might be worth talking to anyone who was around your parrot - and fallen love bird - around the time of the "mysterious" death.