Today, after work, I parked in the parking lot I go to every day to let heavy traffic go by. As I was about to leave, two cops suddenly yanked me out of the car and arrested me for "stocking," as they spelled it on the report. Some paranoid girl thought I was parking there every day to watch her. FML
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It was a parking lot for a grocery store. My car is a beige '82 300D Mercedes. I don't think it looks that suspicious. I've never been in a car accident in my whole entire life, then when I moved to Georgia, I was in 3 within my first year living here. I didn't cause any of them. If that happened to you, you'd understand why I park in a parking lot to let the traffic go by. I know it sounds shady, but after I explained this to you, does it still sound shady? Apparently the cops think so.
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jessamyn_it_is 0
First, that chick is a psycho, second, why are american cops so aggressive?! I read so often on here that they arrest people when they did like, nothing (bad). WTH?
heyyou1203 0
i'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that having a regular parking space warrants an arrest, or the fact that the cops spelled stalking "stocking." regardless, they're obviously idiots and i don't exactly feel safe knowing they're the ones protecting me.
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mintandhazelnut 0
You stocker.
where_i_stood 0
looooool, the cops can't spell.
Wicked_6 0
Wow, someone is full of herself. Sit that girl down and tell her that the world doesn't revolve around her and to take a chill pill. Or 10.
asilex 0
1. Stocking (noun): close-fitting hosiery to cover the foot and leg; come in matched pairs (usually used in the plural) 2. Stocking - the activity of supplying a stock of something; "he supervised the stocking of the stream with trout" LMAO... so you were either being a sock to her. or putting stock on her! AMAZING. didn't know you could get arrested for that!
WONDERWB 2
best part is that their bad spelling habits just got you off and now you can get a restraining order against her and them lol gotta love American laws lol
yuhhkno 0
umm pretty sure you mean stalking(:
sublime420 11
OMG! He was arrested for stocking! In a grocery store parking lot! HA!
dabomblyktiktikk 0
STOCKING. lmfao that straight up made my day (: even tho i have to write three essays for monday -_-
signuploginpassw 0
ummm I think you mean 'stalking'
jamesjazzkelso1 0
ya btw u spelled stalking wrong. nice one jack ass.
this_is_llama 0
Yeah by the way you spelled 'you' wrong and completely forgot about capital letters. Nice one.