Today, after work, I parked in the parking lot I go to every day to let heavy traffic go by. As I was about to leave, two cops suddenly yanked me out of the car and arrested me for "stocking," as they spelled it on the report. Some paranoid girl thought I was parking there every day to watch her. FML
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et510 0
It was a parking lot for a grocery store. My car is a beige '82 300D Mercedes. I don't think it looks that suspicious. I've never been in a car accident in my whole entire life, then when I moved to Georgia, I was in 3 within my first year living here. I didn't cause any of them. If that happened to you, you'd understand why I park in a parking lot to let the traffic go by. I know it sounds shady, but after I explained this to you, does it still sound shady? Apparently the cops think so.
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jessamyn_it_is 0
First, that chick is a psycho, second, why are american cops so aggressive?! I read so often on here that they arrest people when they did like, nothing (bad). WTH?
heyyou1203 0
i'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that having a regular parking space warrants an arrest, or the fact that the cops spelled stalking "stocking." regardless, they're obviously idiots and i don't exactly feel safe knowing they're the ones protecting me.
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cobra1 0
The policeman are dumbasses. Both for arresting you and for spelling stalking wrong.
lifeislife_fml 0
Spelling fail...
honeyxbee 0
You deserve it for being incompetent and not being able to spell STALKING.
honeyxbee 0
I'm just kidding. I'm just trying to be a prick. :)
Saphia_fml 0
agreed tho honeyxbee tho
kellyyo 0
that actually is pretty shady.
NickelPhosphate 0
@ comment #1: FYL for not knowing the OP was a man, seeing as it is stated right underneath. @ op: FYL for not knowing the difference between "stalking" and "stocking"
et510 0
@NickelPhosphate: fyl for failing reading comprehension. I was explaining that the cops spelled it as "stocking."
wafflemonger 0
My favorite part is the law enforcement spelling fail.
B0SSAN0VACHICK 0
I've never heard of anyone being arrested for "stocking". "Stalking", maybe, but never "stocking"....ROFL.
sahara_fml 0
lmao at the cops misspelling "stalking."
sahara_fml 0
ignore