Today, after work, I parked in the parking lot I go to every day to let heavy traffic go by. As I was about to leave, two cops suddenly yanked me out of the car and arrested me for "stocking," as they spelled it on the report. Some paranoid girl thought I was parking there every day to watch her. FML
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It was a parking lot for a grocery store. My car is a beige '82 300D Mercedes. I don't think it looks that suspicious. I've never been in a car accident in my whole entire life, then when I moved to Georgia, I was in 3 within my first year living here. I didn't cause any of them. If that happened to you, you'd understand why I park in a parking lot to let the traffic go by. I know it sounds shady, but after I explained this to you, does it still sound shady? Apparently the cops think so.
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jessamyn_it_is 0
First, that chick is a psycho, second, why are american cops so aggressive?! I read so often on here that they arrest people when they did like, nothing (bad). WTH?
heyyou1203 0
i'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that having a regular parking space warrants an arrest, or the fact that the cops spelled stalking "stocking." regardless, they're obviously idiots and i don't exactly feel safe knowing they're the ones protecting me.
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Comments (192)
bubblezloca1214 7
wow...u guys are stupid, the dude clearly wrote "stocking", as they spelled it on the report' so clearly u all need to learn how to read...
this_is_llama 0
Oh my gosh someone who can actually read :D
RKD 23
"Stocking?" A good lawyer can probably get you off on a technicality. Or you can get it expunged. There are ways to get around it, but it will cost! You can make it though, don't give up!
frank678 7
stocking? you mean "stalking" right?
laxnut1382 3
*stalking. dumbass
wednesdeyy 5
STOCKING!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA THAT IS SO HILARIOUS ::::D
Leatherandlace 0
FYI, "stalking" is the verb, "stocking" is the noun.
rudymex2003 0
you mean "stalking" lol
Omgplz 3
It's spelt "stalking"
Mourningstar 4
You were, I saw you