Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to the beach, I've come down with a serious case of the flu. My family is still going without me, but at least now they don't have to pay someone to watch the dog. Happy birthday to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have to reschedule the vacation I had planned for eight months because I have the flu, and feel too sick to go and enjoy myself at a waterpark. This vacation is the only thing that's kept me sane these last two months. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML
Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML
Today, I had the flu and couldn't go to school. My dad called in and told them that I couldn't be there because I have an itchy anus. Not only that, but my birthday's tomorrow. FML
Today, my parents are on holiday, which means I have the house to myself. Wild parties? Hot girls? Loads of beer? No. Flu. FML
Today, I got the rest of the week off against my will due to lack of patients. Two weeks ago, I declined my boyfriend's dad's offer to pay for a flight to Panama City, FL for a family vacation this weekend in order to help the staff at work. Now I’m sitting at home and they’re on a beach. FML
Today, I came back home from a 3-month trip to see my boyfriend and his family. Leaving them was obviously very emotional, and to top it off as soon as I got home, I realized I'd left my antidepressants behind, and I now have the flu as well. FML
Today, I'm going to visit my mother in hospital. She broke her hip and my father refused to take her to hospital for 6 days, insisting she would get better. My dog had cancer surgery, which will cost me a whole month's salary. I’m still recovering from 2 major surgeries myself, and my kids are being total dorks. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
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Salaminizer 0
When they're gone, sneeze on everything they own, sleep in their beds, etc. So when they get back, YOU can go to the beach and THEY can be sick.
terror_twins 0
Your family is ******* horrible. Get a new one. hahaha.
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Comments (73)
ruby84 1
no one asked u, by the way, that picture of u is making me really sad.
terror_twins 0
Your family is ******* horrible. Get a new one. hahaha.
spzb 3
eBay. hahaha
Salaminizer 0
When they're gone, sneeze on everything they own, sleep in their beds, etc. So when they get back, YOU can go to the beach and THEY can be sick.
edensucksatlife 0
Win!
iCommentFML 0
Lol this reminds me of the time i moved on my birthday... as a gift got chips from a gas station .... oh and i'd lick their tooth brushed
Yulia_fml 0
wow ruby, you're just oozing negativity. learn to be nice sometimes :)
fellie_fml 0
It could be worse, you could be left at home with a guy with an axe, although being stuck at home on your birthday with the dog is a close second. FYL, hope you got them back in some awesome way
Chrisskiies 0
but what if the dog doesn't like the op ? or op doesnt like the dog??
MyMichaelJackson 0
ha! das bogus, daaamn.
Shutsuji 3
At least you had the opportunity to go on a birthday trip, most people now are lucky if they get anything at all :|
Shutsuji 3
I will say though that the fact they went anyway makes them total assholes.