Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
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DividableByZero 11
FYL for having a niece that watches people shower
BeccaHugs 17
Even though they sound quite young, both of those kids need to be taught lessons about privacy and appropriateness.
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Comments (102)
TheModernPatriot 14
How old are those kids?
brandoneyez1 25
Show it nephew that he has boobs. Just explain
Hutch1965 6
I wanna see them, too. ;-)
dunicha 20
This would be hilarious if the niece and nephew were in their twenties.
hntandjlt 8
Sorry about no privacy but how did u not know she was in there?
hazardmuffin 21
Do you not know what "hiding" is?
tonychess 10
I feel your nephews pain
hellphone_fml 37
Op I know your pain, my cousin is obsessed with boobs (shes going to be 18) and at any chance she grabs mine or pulls up my shirt to compare.
phoneYuNOlisten 16
That is very ******* creepy for an almost 18 year old, it would make sense for a kid though...
thewife5 19
I'm hopping she meant 18 month old... If not... Super creepy indeed!
NickACD 27
Well if you have more luck with guys than she does I'd probably want to know if you were that much better than I am. Mainly so I wouldn't be inviting you drinks when I was trying to pick up guys
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Talk to their parents. They would hopefully get punished or disciplined.
reborne 9
Am I the only person to wonder if the op is male or female? That would add a whole new angle to it. :)
Goblin182 27
It's just kids being kids. They are curious.