Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML
Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML
Today, I realized I'm so tired of cleaning houses all day to come home to a dirty house that I don't have the energy to clean. I need to hire my own cleaning lady. FML
Today, after a year of unemployment due to my industry shutdown, I finally got a job offer. It involves overseas travel. After being cooped up a year, I'm thrilled! My boyfriend's mother is willing to pay my rent and bills for me to stay home. FML
Today, after 8 years in exceptionally difficult veterinarian classes which put me $200,000 in debt, and 7 months of job searching, I finally got a job. I will be inspecting feces for worms while making minimum wage. FML
Today, after being a stay-at-home mom and picking up after my kids for the past 15 years, I got a job rejection letter saying I wasn't qualified. It was a housekeeping position. FML
Today, I finally got a job after months of searching due to Covid. The bad news? It's cleaning dog kennels. I have an extreme fear of animal poop. FML
Today, I got my first job offer in over a year, a mere few days after being accepted to study for my dream career. My crippling depression won't allow me to enjoy any of it. FML
Today, after spending 8 months and $11,000 on school, I was denied a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decided to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her first job. EVER. FML
Today, after spending about 5 years to go back to school, get my life together and get a real job, I now make about $100 less a month. I used to work as a dishwasher. FML
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Top comments
braasilianx0 4
better than no job, your situation could be worse.
Olovio 5
You need more lemon pledge?
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Comments (284)
Masked00 4
that's better than being outside in the harsh conditions.
Boojay 1
Ydi, everyone knows school's for fools.
pitchblease 2
it says a lot about your character to be able to accept that. good job, things will get better.
PrissyPineapple 0
I was only kidding. I thought it'd be funny. :) I actually didn't read it because the first sentence was about OP complaining. It's FML. Complaining is kinda the point. ;).
CryMoreFMLs 15
Writing tl;dr doesn't make you look funny, it makes you look like an ass.
gardianlh24 0
Stanley Steemer? my dad is a steemer man, be proud of it
Qwerty123467 3
gotta start off small
brenda83002 2
same boat here, sucks
puppy23 3
You may have brainpower, I don't doubt it but you don't have skill. Skill comes with experience, experience comes from climbing the ladder slowly. It's much easier to find employment once you're already working. Remember, it's just a means to an end. Good luck!
agummere796 0
look on the bright side, you are probably cleaning the houses of the ones who have jobs that require brainpower and are high paying:D