Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML
Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML
Today, I realized I'm so tired of cleaning houses all day to come home to a dirty house that I don't have the energy to clean. I need to hire my own cleaning lady. FML
Today, after a year of unemployment due to my industry shutdown, I finally got a job offer. It involves overseas travel. After being cooped up a year, I'm thrilled! My boyfriend's mother is willing to pay my rent and bills for me to stay home. FML
Today, after 8 years in exceptionally difficult veterinarian classes which put me $200,000 in debt, and 7 months of job searching, I finally got a job. I will be inspecting feces for worms while making minimum wage. FML
Today, after being a stay-at-home mom and picking up after my kids for the past 15 years, I got a job rejection letter saying I wasn't qualified. It was a housekeeping position. FML
Today, I finally got a job after months of searching due to Covid. The bad news? It's cleaning dog kennels. I have an extreme fear of animal poop. FML
Today, I got my first job offer in over a year, a mere few days after being accepted to study for my dream career. My crippling depression won't allow me to enjoy any of it. FML
Today, after spending 8 months and $11,000 on school, I was denied a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decided to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her first job. EVER. FML
Today, after spending about 5 years to go back to school, get my life together and get a real job, I now make about $100 less a month. I used to work as a dishwasher. FML
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Top comments
braasilianx0 4
better than no job, your situation could be worse.
Olovio 5
You need more lemon pledge?
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Comments (284)
TheJester12 15
a woman cleaning a house? she's mastered her potential, I see no fml here.
moosemonkey1000 6
Sexism is not funny.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Shouldn't she be confined to the kitchen? amirite?
360XBOXFTW 0
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ilovepoppa 0
Sucks, but better than nothing. Right?
lemonaids 1
i love how this one got thumbed down more than the other comment that says the exact same thing
ilovepoppa 0
Sucks, but better than nothing. Right?
fatballonguy 0
lol well u must suck at interviews then
jennifer93 0
hey, some people are struggling to get jobs at all! I'm sure this will just be temporary, chin up!
CreepyGuy666 2
your Hot
MrXerxes5 6
Haha. Life threw a crazy curve ball at you. FYL. but cleaning houses isn't as easy many people think it is.
braasilianx0 4
it really isn't, especially as a job! went with one of my mom's friends friend to make some extra money, it's a workout and you get paid really good! so it's not that bad but tons of work.
MrXerxes5 6
Haha. Life threw a crazy curve ball at you. FYL. but cleaning houses isn't as easy many people think it is so you'll gain a new skill. maybe.
JokerJohn7 0
YDI for thinking you're better than everyone else
PrissyPineapple 0
tl; dr :)
parii 0
Give it time, you'll start your career soon enough.