Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me to sleep and cauterize the damaged area. Now I'm in even worse pain than before. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML
Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
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Courtz08 0
that's disgusting D:
FernandoTorres_fml 0
A hole in the top of your mouth... don't suck so hard next time...
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YunqFlyMa21o 0
you "learnt" ? wow . correct qrammar is "learned" but w.ee
Nometet 0
And the correct spelling of "grammar" is with a "g". Not to mention that "learnt" is the British version of the same word, and is grammatically correct.
fletchysketchy 0
In America, not if you're British.
mumbles05 0
why are proper spelling and grammar a requirement to be thought knowledgable? not everyone wasted their time in college getting an english degree; some of us studied more serious topics. I have my masters from berkeley in chemical engineering and still suck balls at spelling and grammar.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Let's put it this way mumbles, if you're struggling to spell "you" and have to put "u" instead, then I'm fairly certain that you'd be a hazard in a chemical engineering lab. Understand the idea now?
_WTF_BOOM_ 0
What ever is the "correct grammar" not w.ee. :D
monnanon 14
Yeah because people who substitute U for You cannot spell anything at all. You do know that most people use stuff like that as a time saver.
wooow_sucks_for_ 0
I learned this crap in the 6th grade
xundria 5
@75: how much time are you saving by typing two less letters, if it's a lot then you must be a slow typer. I'd say you're saving I don't know, a whole second of your life instead of typing out you? if you're that concerned about every second of your life then quit wasting your time on FML and go do something more productive.
xundria 5
@17: If you're going to point out peoples grammar, learn that q and g are infact different. Also, "w.ee" is not in any way shape or form correct "qrammar" as you would put it. Try again though.
xundria 5
I'm sorry... not 17.
redneck907 0
so they have bad grammer give then a break
BlaiseTheCraze 0
*them. haha
immafiremylaser 0
Qrammar Nazi doesn't know how to spell "grammar"
MilkyFilmz 26
That's spelling.
BMP 0
could be the start of that zombie pandemic
11wanda11 6
that is totaly gross! if it's true. and by the way why dose everyone carry on about grammar, give it a break!
AbOvE_88 0
u should poke it out :)
Ducati45 0
you ungrateful bitch! that "dead person" was an organ donor who thought about someone else. They were probably alive but brain dead when it was taken too. The infection would have come from surgery complications.
your_face 15
Thank you! It's like someone saying, "Today I had an organ failure, they had to replace one of my vital organs with that of a dead person, EWW!! FML"
LightWater 0
Yeah this!
mashpitt 1
so not only do u accuse someone u dont even no of being a bitch (a bit hypocritical in this situation) but u also say they are ungrateful? lets overlook the dead part and the fact that someone is sewn into another person AND infected how about someone shoves their finger in ur mouth. even just that wuld undoubtedly disgust u. so before u start going about on ur self righteous quest take a minute to get ur head out of ur ass and put urself jn someone elses shoes.
ringmybell_fml 0
*vomits in my mouth a little*
_WTF_BOOM_ 0
Vomits in your mouth a little. ;)
shredshred 0
we do one thang n one thang only, killin' nazis.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
You're about 60 years too late.
onnielief 4
that is just rude! you digust me doing the hitler thing and then laughing! you are dispicable
LightWater 0
Don't! That site links to viruses.
Hanban 0
But that site has **** ads. Yum yum.
blackirish44 0
Don't fall asleep! You'll wake up a zombie!