Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
Today, what was supposed to be a confession of feelings and a 'one night stand, never talk about this again' with my best friend of 13 years turned out to be a positive pregnancy test from her. My wife is not gonna be happy. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
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Top comments
jayemerald17 25
Well I guess you're not going to be invited to the baby shower. But on the bright side there's no way you could've known, and now you don't have to live a lie!
Yazoo77 16
Be there for her and support her, don't be that person who's not a friend anymore due to a difference in opinion
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Comments (106)
RealSuperSand 21
Well she's ******. Literally and figuratively in this case.
doodlebug13 15
Ok first if all OP: you need to learn to be less judge mental. No child ruins someone's life. Children are blessings no matter how old you are when you have them. I got pregnant at 16, had her at 17, then got pregnant with her sister and had her a few months After my HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION!!!!!! Yes that's right, I finished school. And now I am happily married to my girls' father. We have our own house and everything. So don't say being a teen mom "ruins your life." Because it doesn't. It made my life soooo much better.
RealSuperSand 21
First off 45 yes they do ruin some people's lives hopes and dreams. "blessings" I think you mean walking talking vectors of disease and misery, that leech you financially for 18+ years, however that is my opinion and I'm entitled to have it as you are to have yours. Maybe you should take your own advice and be a bit less judgemental yourself. Kids just aren't for some people, myself included, and even if an individual does want kids if they come at the wrong stage in life they can ruin a lot of things for said individual. Plus I don't think anyone ever plans on being a teen mom. Except maybe Mormons.
Opheliae 22
Did you happen to have financial support from family members? Not everyone is so lucky. Think before YOU judge.
Guru_Gal 12
Exactly, it made YOUR life so much better. People are allowed their own opinions and it doesn't always work out so well for other people, especially the rare few that just want a kid for the child benefits (it has happened before). You keep your opinion and let them keep theirs.
doodlebug13 15
#36 dude, you're the dumb one. **** you. And by the wAy, let's learn some grammar please. I thanks bye!! (:
pete9913 23
F her life, for being a pregnant teen. You were just being honest.
talicaroxi 25
what's wrong with teenage pregnancy? why will it ruin her/their lives? I had my first child at 18. he didn't ruin my life at all. I own my own house. I work I'm training to be a midwife and I'm married to a brilliant guy. just because some people don't do well having a child young does not give you the right to say it will ruin their life
Opheliae 22
Did you happen to have financial support from family members? Not everyone is so lucky. Think before YOU judge.
RedPillSucks 33
the odds are against you if you don't have sufficient parental and financial support. so usually it's not a good thing to be a pregnant unmarried teen in this day and age.
talicaroxi 25
No I didn't. my family didn't help with any think. I workedy ass off and raised my family
RealSuperSand 21
Because an unplanned pregnancy during one's teen years is such a brilliant plan... 46. Take a look in the mirror before you start calling 36 dumb.
ABCDeezNutz 3
why is it fml to you, shes the one whos pregnant
Opheliae 22
To everyone saying "TEENAGE PREGANANCY DOESN'T RUIN YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT ME I HAVE A HOUSE AND I FINISHED SCHOOL BLAH BLAH BLAH" did you by chance happen to have parental/family help? Yeah, that's what I thought.
ohSNAPyall 27
How many times are you going to make essentially the same comment?
lucki666 2
No I didn't, my family lives on the other side of the country and on another continent all together. I worked my ass off and paid my own bills and my own college tuition.
Opheliae 22
Honestly, good for you making your own way. I'm serious. That takes lots of hard work and dedication to support yourself and a baby without help.
Opheliae 22
I didn't mean for the duplicate comment to post, thought the first one didn't go through.
talicaroxi 25
No I didn't. we worked. we had no help with anything. and as you commented on my comment you should know I still live comfortably with 5 children. I finished school and am a qualified child psychologist and in my second year of midwifery training so yeah exactly as you thought
kennedy98 2
Looks like your rant wasn't the only thing that was premature?
CliffyB03 28
"I still stand by what I said"