Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML
Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML
Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Don't bother with those people any longer, OP. They don't respect your property or your opinions and they will just end up using you for as long as they can get away with it.
gracehi 33
If my "friends" disrespected my protests and threw a party in my home without my permission, I would no longer consider them friends.
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Comments (86)
olpally 33
Shitty ass friends. Make the cops arrest them.
jabi3jabi3 8
Police these days...
Tymaster5 22
How did the cops only arrested you? While there was other people. I swear cops just arrest the closes person so they don't have to deal with the problem themselves.
alwayswinning123 7
Your responsible because its your house, that's why you were arrested
Perdition25 12
That is not really correct, OP just probably only told the police he/she had friends over partying and they won't leave. Should have called them trespassers.
red225 14
Sounds like bad luck Bryan
Aero_x 21
You did right adding the quotation marks to the term "friends".
skehar 23
At least you acknowledged that they aren't your friends.
perdix 31
Even cops hate snitches.
xTrepidation 14
Good luck explaining that one to your parents when they get back.
Lion_23a 1
What on earth did you get arrested for?