Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML
Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML
Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Don't bother with those people any longer, OP. They don't respect your property or your opinions and they will just end up using you for as long as they can get away with it.
gracehi 33
If my "friends" disrespected my protests and threw a party in my home without my permission, I would no longer consider them friends.
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Comments (86)
projectem7 14
Major buzzkill
SaintJimmyxx 8
YDI. asshole haha
jrod9327 17
Im happy you put friends in quotes. My best advice is to have as few people know of your house as possible. They wont have an excuse to just barge in and throw parties.
Jenn2021 8
Sounds to me like you were the only one of age to drink.
graceinsheepwear 34
You can never assume how an encounter with cops will go. They are looking for the bad in people and the weak points in your well intentioned story, not the good. You aren't 6 years old anymore. Don't go running up to police wanting to make friends. They aren't seeing your logic.
iwadasn 33
You think only little kids should rely on the police? OP made the right call by getting the cops involved before things escalated.
graceinsheepwear 34
I think that cops are unpredictable and that they were called in this case as more of a gesture, like look who has my back, and it backfired. I am not saying only 6 year olds should depend on them; I am saying I don't think it should be treated like calling in your big brother to get you out of a sticky situation.
Shade1982 21
This situation doesn't really look like that at all. Judging from the story, it looks more like a case of domestic disturbance and/or unlawful entry. Both of which are quite serious issues...
seacadet 18
I wouldn't have called the cops. I would have walked in the room with my shotgun and just racked the slide.
Shade1982 21
Because violence always solves everything...
seacadet 18
Well, It solved the holocaust and a ton of other shit. I warn once. The shotgun cocking is the second warning.
worldclassrager 41
Explain it will change the verdict for you.,,
chuckcloninger 12
Somehow I think there's more to this story?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
They are not your friends. They are just using you.
neverfamous 13
I'd like to know the conversation you had with the 911 dispatcher.