HT BaaFly
United Kingdom
Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
oxbonxo
Australia
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
shrimp41
United States
Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
Anonymous
I'm normal, I swear
Today, I was doing weird voice impressions for my friend right before the doorbell rang and I had the front window open. The postman looked at me strangely, handed me my parcel and didn't say a word. FML
Anonymous
#LurkerForLife
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
pat
United Kingdom
Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML
Ava
Today, a jobless person felt sympathy for me because I work retail. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Snail mail
Today, after moving to a new house my life has fallen apart, paperwork lost, appointments missed, job offers rescinded, and now I know why. The postbox by my new house isn’t in use, so four months worth of the letters I've posted are sitting uncollected inside it. It even has a big "Not in use" sign on it. FML
Anonymous
Remember socialising?
Today, because of this fucking virus I was really excited to actually talk to another person. FML
LonelyAF
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
ariana
Relatable
Today, after a full year of absolutely zero social interaction, I realized that I don’t miss it. At all. FML
Top comments
kimee21_fml 15
Well, go out see friends, I don't know... Do something!
leadman1989 16
Post man - So how do you like this weather we're having? You - The clouds gather ominously thus darkness seems to cover my flesh, never leaving my cold bleeding heart. A great and heavy weight crushes my soul and pushes men asunder! Post man - Um? o.O right you... you have a nice day.
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Comments (68)
WCARlover 35
Aw come on, you forgot about cashiers at stores!
EwanSmith 2
at least he delivered for you...
MrLookAtThere 10
Just invite him in for a Friends marathon, and you'll soon become best friends.
pinglol 5
bringing it around!
unillenium 6
YDI for being unemployed.
Izzzzy 0
Hmm... 1) Try finding a job?? 2) Start a men's knitting club! You'd be surprised at how many people would want to join! ^.^ No, I do not know this from personal experience...
GardeningHoes 0
Guessing from the FML he could be searching for one, or maybe he is injured.
Izzzzy 0
Hmm, true that. That's why I gave him the other option! xD
lauralynne29 2
Get a job!!
Enslaved 38
You know.... you can always try to interact with those people that hire employees. Good luck!
jerico616 14
Maybe if you went out and looked for a job you would socialize with more people!
Mxpxdude189 0
maybe that's why you're unemployed. improve your social skills!
italianbby 11
YDI because you sound like your not making an effort..
cimh 9
That was what I was thinking! OP just get outside and DO something!
1happymummy 14
Love my postman, somedays he's thr only person I see other than my baby. He 'hides' huge boxes with the doormat on top of them as if the doormat renders the box invisible. He's fab.
Enslaved 38
He probably does that so you know he didn't just dump it on your doorstep without making an effort to make sure it was delivered as safely as he could possibly have given it to you. Oh and I love my postman too!(: