Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the gym, well intent on trying a new workout class. I was the only person in the class and the instructor was clearly disappointed. He reluctantly gave me the class but I could tell he was hating the whole experience. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with my anxiety and to meet people who felt similar. I joked with my friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and tried to act like I belonged there. I used the wrong machine, adjusted something I shouldn’t have, and had to ask a teenager how to reset it. FML
Today, I decided to show up to my new class an hour early, to be able to choose my seat, and figure out how the computer lab works… only to find out that the lab was locked and I had to wait until the professor unlocked it. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML
Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
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Top comments
azcardinals1307 2
Well, at least you'll be the top student right?
Bill3485 3
and the worst student. things just got pessimistic up in here.
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Comments (131)
monstermash1234 2
It's the thought that counts:)
CurlyGurlF 6
Well yeah. Who likes fencing? (no offense)
ih82bl8 2
Including the teacher?
kangas94 6
well, at least you are the top student and gets private lessons
nevadablanca 4
Oh cool I fence foil what are you learning to fence?
dammitthissucks 0
i fence sabre and a little foil. fencing rules!! :)
bryan788 29
who fences these days are you a musketeer
thentaniasaid 20
Does anyone else feel kind of bad for the teacher?
Immolate 11
Stick with it anyway, it's an awesome sport, I can tell you from experience :)
jlarae12 10
I bet the instructor wants to fence you ;D