Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the gym, well intent on trying a new workout class. I was the only person in the class and the instructor was clearly disappointed. He reluctantly gave me the class but I could tell he was hating the whole experience. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with my anxiety and to meet people who felt similar. I joked with my friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and tried to act like I belonged there. I used the wrong machine, adjusted something I shouldn’t have, and had to ask a teenager how to reset it. FML
Today, I decided to show up to my new class an hour early, to be able to choose my seat, and figure out how the computer lab works… only to find out that the lab was locked and I had to wait until the professor unlocked it. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML
Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
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azcardinals1307 2
Well, at least you'll be the top student right?
Bill3485 3
and the worst student. things just got pessimistic up in here.
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Comments (131)
Mxpxdude189 0
isn't fencing for yuppies?
leadman1989 16
(Guns > swords) > guns with with swords on them Yeah!!! :)
perdix 31
I took fencing in college and it's not nearly as cool as you'd think. It's a very boring sport to watch. Our instructor told us he also taught a course in the Theater Department called Swashbuckling. That's the awesome swordplay you see in movies and in plays. ****! I wish I took that!
gemno333 8
wow. that sucks. en `guard lolwow. that sucks. en `guard lol
Raheemdplayer 7
I hate when that happens! Which is why I've gotten into a bad habit of not doing something if my friend doesn't either which is so anti-social of me but I can't stand the awkward silence of like 3 people who I don't know. FYL
ohSNAPyall 27
New hobbies can be a double-edged sword.
MrUsha 3
Shows how lazy mankind has gotten, can't tell you how many people pay tuition to my school only to say they take lessons :(
HomeAl0ne 20
He thinks his life sucks now? Wait until next week when he and his instructor start constructing a nice little white picket number out the front of the Principals flower garden...
TheDamnDrifter 1
Thats a good thing then its like a private lesson
srs26 9
Thats a lot of enthusiasm for fencing lessons