Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
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Top comments
clairecurses 19
good riddance to him then!
fueledbysarcasmandcoffee 9
His loss. Girl don’t even sweat it.
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Comments (28)
jrocho 6
Yo, **** that dude.
pjsr 33
She can’t ...unless it’s breakup sex
ItchySasquatch 9
I feel like there's alot more to it than that, but okay lmao
simply123 7
Well you lucked out, one prescriptions cures it all!
Wintermelons 19
That really “stinks”
CoyoteOldOne 17
Apparently it drives off cooties - he's gone, now, isn't he?