Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML
Today, after years of being too self-conscious to do anything big with my appearance, I finally got an undercut. My best friend went on a rant about how I "ruined" how I look and now she can't be seen with me, because we "look mismatched together." Looks like I'm back to being self-conscious. FML
Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
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Top comments
Geometric 18
No worries, I'm sure your hair is fabulous!
lonewolf621 17
Do what pleases you not others OP. Hope you leared your lesson.
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Comments (91)
spacedragon 4
This exact same thing happened to me a couple years ago
HortonThelephant 15
Seems like a pretty hairy situation you've got yourself into. . .
happle 21
You stop that.
s_reel16 16
Cant please everyone!
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Cue the grammar Nazis
brackaman 18
Please form an orderly firing squad and begin firing apostrophe based weapons at will.
syki 22
Gee, I thought she meant "This cant pleases everyone." =/
PandaSmile 24
**** your friends, it's your hair so own it.
RedPillSucks 33
Wouldn't ******* his friends prove he's gay?
HeartOfLead 24
Try medium length?
irgndsondepp 15
The answer to all your problems is...EPIC BEARD!
EnterSandman_fml 20
"Dude, you should totally become a carny as the bearded lady."
Gingerette 8
New marketing target?
omgomgomg_NO 13
You can't please everyone. Just do for you...and don't worry about what others say. You like your hair? Then that's all that matters.
perdix 31
You must have other feminine features and your haircut only makes you look like a different type of female. Looks like you've got a leg up on being a drag queen. Good luck, Tootsie!
Sputnikspak 13
Clumps of my hair fell out a couple of years ago from steroids for Lupus, and when it grew back in these stupid tufts stuck out of my long hair, so I cut it short. I got the 'are you a lesbian?' thing more often than I can really express.
Mshrodes 13
As it turns out, sometimes it IS lupus. Everything I learned from House M.D. was a lie.
rt156 16
Don't be the football of others opinion.(football=soccer ball)