Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I posted a selfie on Instagram showing off my new haircut. However, I hadn't noticed that I'd forgot to switch back from my company's official Instagram account to my private account. The caption? "Feeling cute, might delete later." It stayed up for over an hour, and my future as a social media manager is up for debate. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to post a throwback photo of myself in high school on Facebook. I didn't realize I was still logged into my work account. Now all my colleagues and clients have seen my awkward teenage years, complete with braces, pimples, and an unfortunate haircut. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I took multiple pictures of my blanket and pillow pet, trying to get the "perfect pose" so I could post it on Facebook with a cheesy joke. I'm 30. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
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sarahcole43 2
You might want to change the settings on your phone...
photoquilty 6
Hope you weren't nekkid!
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Comments (87)
DocBastard 40
Sorry to hair about your condition. I'm sure you're all in a lather, but it should be easy enough to brush this off. I'll tell it to you straight - you don't have to curl up and dye. Not to split hairs, but it was just a close shave, and no permanent damage was done. Don't mullet over too much or wig out - just relax and listen to a little Barber Streisand to ease your mind. Good luck.
Pleonasm 36
You should just cut your losses and go out with bangs before you create any more shock-waves on facebook, OP. Don't be abraid, either, to explain what happened heer, so you can get out of this knot you got yourself into, and by extensions, end this Streak of idiocy before you burn any bridges.
KingDead 18
'There's a pun in almost every line!' - Cheesy FML meme Heheh :]
miniski5 11
Thats great
Kkkdawg 27
^^ (#20) this kids a friggin winnar. :/ Jesus ******* Christ.
MisterMuffinz 13
...Play it cool and act confident. If anyone sees, be like "I was bored okay?"
hannaaaahr 33
Being bored isn't a reason to post selfies online, nothing is a reason to post selfies online actually..
hooligyn123 18
Selfies? Am I the only one that hates the obnoxious trend these words? Let me guess, you say "totes" instead of "totally" as well? *irrational frothing rage*
5t3ff1k4h 47
Totes McGotes, I do. Like, y'know, whatever.
hryffff 11
Try erasing them?
Wizzlbang 10
iphones are bullshit like that. I remember seeing another thing where they were trying to watch **** on their iphone and it automatically broadcasted it to the livingroom TV which was linked up to their mac.
alkerh 8
They do as they are told, much like any other piece of tech, ergo the person who posted the fml must have told it to do it.
geko911 22
iPhones are enabled to do it since it can be done (unlike with many other phones) so if you're not careful, you might do something you don't want to do. I personally prefer having all the options and total control on them than options you have no control on (like with windows)..
ajeppsen 25
#49 you're comparing a mobile operating system (iOS) to a computer based operating system (Microsoft Windows.) Just letting you know. That being said: Cue the Mac vs. PC debate!
EmberEyes 16
There's a windows phone smart one.
ajeppsen 25
#85 he could'be been more specific. You don't have to be a dick about it.
jelly713 19
Just take down the pics & change your phone settings. Seriously, pull it off like you don't care if you do care & ignore/delete any rude comments & don't think about it.
Obey_StudBoii 23
This isn't the same girl who's profile pic, on a dating site went viral on the internet... is it?
jameen 11
I hope for your sake it was a nice haircut or it'll be meme time
xeka 10
Dumb :b
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Just quietly take down the pics
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol awesome Prof picture.
infectedsense 15
YDI for having an iPhone.