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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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Friday 29 January 2010 20:14

Why didn't you just leave? YDI for being their doormat.

nhcc03 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:15

YDI for being a complete pushover. next time locate your sack and tell the guy and girl to pay for their own shit... you sucker.

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