seriously?
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Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML
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rohanp 0
Seems to me that apart from a day off, you also have an off-day!
Hayman68 4
i feel sorry for you
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Comments (143)
raaawwwrrZ 8
Ha
Sl1mShad3y 10
damn...
fakeaccountX 6
So YOU'RE the one who killed Polly? You douchebag!
TheRealHouse 7
Polly was a cracker anyway
b1gphil 6
lol YDI for being stupid
hwitt17 0
Gotta love Labor Day.
atroxletum 6
Go home. Watch ponies. Problem solved.
j_cat187 20
Go home, take 3 hits of acid, and ride some ponies.
bizarre_ftw 22
But if you do that how can you be sure they're ponies?
goobergirlie 5
Remember your damn schedule.
hwitt17 0
Gotta love Labor Day.
elmousey 5
OMG! Not a bird!
JessiSlaughter 3
you got owned
Izzzzy 0
Hmm, how did you manage to hit a bird with your car? I mean, usually they just fly away when you get near them. :3
Izzzzy 0
That's horrible! D:
tj4234 36
poor bird :(
j_cat187 20
Haha u stupid bird. Did you watch it hit the Street in the mirror?
K_kanaka 26
Well this calls for going back home, laying in the couch and cracking open a nice cold bottle of beer.