Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
Today, I got the bus to work instead of walking so I could be there faster. However, I accidentally got on the wrong bus which let me off a mile and a half away from my workplace. Then, after another half-hour of trying to walk there, I found that it wasn't even open that day. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML
Today, I got on the bus I take every morning and sat in my usual seat. After about ten minutes, I noticed that the route was different and I had no idea where we were. I had been staring at my phone and boarded the wrong number bus without noticing. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML
Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
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duckiedolittle 0
one word; coffee.
smiley_ily 0
lmaoo, at least you had some time to sleep. just keep doing it till the morning x)
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Comments (71)
kellaaaay_ 0
Ah, falling asleep and missing my stop has always been a fear of mine :/
marine10_fml 0
I highly doubt it but hay, things happen
honeyishrnkdakid 2
Hey OP FYL. Next time, when you get on the bus ask the bus driver to call out your stop/let you know when you arrive at your stop. Then sit at the very front, right across from him so that if you fall asleep, (s)he'll wake you. I've done this plenty of times and bus drivers are usually nice enough to wake you at your stop. Good luck!
GenX 0
Sounds like it was a do over. good luck the second try!
take_it_ez 0
just sleep on the bus until you have to go to work again.
1LL337 0
YDI for having no discipline to keep yourself awake. Chew gum or sunflower seeds or something.
purple_madnessxD 0
YDI. Stand up or change seats if u have to.
jaded_pragmatist 0
Haha. ive done this!
mdogg1422 0
stop gettin in ppl's way when they r trying to play gameboy....BITCH
toast1b 0
I think I could friends with someone like you. You'd make me laugh alot without trying. LOL