Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
Today, I got the bus to work instead of walking so I could be there faster. However, I accidentally got on the wrong bus which let me off a mile and a half away from my workplace. Then, after another half-hour of trying to walk there, I found that it wasn't even open that day. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML
Today, I got on the bus I take every morning and sat in my usual seat. After about ten minutes, I noticed that the route was different and I had no idea where we were. I had been staring at my phone and boarded the wrong number bus without noticing. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML
Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
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duckiedolittle 0
one word; coffee.
smiley_ily 0
lmaoo, at least you had some time to sleep. just keep doing it till the morning x)
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Comments (71)
Tech_Sting 0
You're still tired huh? Stop bus, teehee :) At least you got some much needed sleep.
wilkshire13 0
lemon party?
WardFML 0
.org not .com
HeretoBlame 3
it happens but just try to drink something or tell the buss driver to tell someone to wake you up?
anlhawks 5
ahah , from my "stop bus" lol
stars123 0
well at least u had some time to sleep lol
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That bites...lots of bad grammar in this but then again I am the grammar police. But bad grammar makes the story not as interesting. Still, that sucks.
Xavi89 0
well your just a stright up dumbass
Person1233 13
Psh, be thankful you didn't wake up with a dick in your mouth.
fuckyouasshole66 0
retard
Camaieu_fml 0
What does OP mean ? I'm French...
Ali_Br_fml 33
ooh parlez-vous français? je parle français aussi. je Suis étudiant. op= original poster écrivian original
Camaieu_fml 0
Merci :) Je suis Francaise et j'habite en France, mais je parle aussi un peu l'Anglais !
Person1233 13
Holy shit I understood all of that. I guess I did retain some of the French I learned in high school.
Camaieu_fml 0
Do you find French difficult? I think it is... What does LMAO (or LMFAO sometimes) mean? Lol I will ask you whenever I don't understand a word ;)
dragonaair 5
LMAO: laugh my ass off LMFAO: laugh my ******* ass off