Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
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geekpower_fml 28
I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.
Feklfekl2222 32
If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj
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Whatapuffchild 23
Hey, whatever lets you gets you action, appreciate dont hate.
oldie_goldie 13
She is a keeper.
843dude 5
Run op!!!!! Run very fast
GhostFox 34
Wear a cat ear headband and see how long it takes her to notice and say something. (Also, if being grouped in with her cats has the benefits of being a cat, I would suggest taking it in stride. Seriously, nap whenever you want, and no need to worry about being socially awkward because that is cats in a nutshell.)
mouse_13_fml 9
Definitely a compliment, I think!!
Razell 13
Why, oh why, is there no "LOL" option for FMLs like this?
kittykat1501 31
as soon as I read the first part, I thought it sounded like she was petting you.
megnifique 14
This is perfectly acceptable ^^ our love of fluffies is unconditional so you will probably get away with scratching up the furniture :3
SweetJane5522 22
Wait. Is this about me? Hahaha but seriously this sounds like me ?
whyisitincapital 25
I didn't like the transition between the 5th and 6th panels on the illustration; it seemed too sudden. It should have shown him coming into the kitchen and finding her also feeding her cats tuna before giving him some tuna, or something along that line.