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FMyLife
Jack Minneapolis, United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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geekpower_fml 28

I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.

Feklfekl2222 32

If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj

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Comments (96)

itsthewayitis 10

I'd mark my spot all over her apartment

zinoxity 23

Well, maybe that's just how she shows affection and has become a habit of hers. It's not that bad, OP. :)

9a_1z 12

I call my bloke my favourite too, meaning he's my favourite human. It's much harder to become a favourite human than it is to be a favourite cat since cats can be much less annoying. You should consider it an achievement.

Moskaaa7 26

While reading your FML, I honestly thought you were her favourite boyfriend, haha! At least you have to compete with her cats and not with other humans.

Arjunkanagal 12

Haha.. Me too :P

tompom331 19

My girlfriend does this to me. I also just had the realisation... Thank you OP.,,

Miejoe 13

You just got catzoned because you're purrfect. <3

Moskaaa7 26

LOVE your comment! {^~^}

Miejoe 13

Awww thank you! :3

2ru 14

There was a "My Name is Earl" episode about the same thing.

gobiteme2 34

Well I hope she keeps you inside

mkayden 23

Well, she probably won't dump you because you remind her too much of her cats, so..