Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
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geekpower_fml 28
I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.
Feklfekl2222 32
If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj
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ohsnapword 21
Could be worse, you could be her favorite boyfriend.
KhaleesiDannie 26
I do that to my husband all the time
Cerebral_Origami 5
Just be careful she doesn't have you neutered.
HelenErutherford 18
LMAO that's funny
Railroader 16
I'm guessing you have cat scratch fever?
THEDUDE1553566 24
Who cares as long as she likes/loves you and you guys are happy. Personally I would love being treated like that lol
thearronaut 10
Hey now, the position of 'favorite' is not to be taken lightly :)
TrixKae 12
On the bright side you're her favorite.
JamJarBinks 20
You're not just another one of her cats, you're her favourite!
tbrill 15
Seems purrrrrfect to me- Isn't said you can tell how a person will treat you based on how they treat their loved ones? If she treats her cats well, at least you'll have that in your favor OP!
schreibergx93 19
Technically you're her favorite. Also, as long as she's not actively rubbing your belly or trying to make you catch the light this sounds fine. Beard Fondle Friday