Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station that had regular gas for $3.38. I actually went looking for it. FML
Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Today, I replaced the fog lights on my car and completely filled my gas tank. $50+ later, the transmission decided it wanted to go out. FML
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Today, in an effort to conserve gas by using as much of the gas in my tank before refilling it, I ran out just before I could get to the gas station. Nobody can come bring me any. FML
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Top comments
Mischief109 11
I got lucky. One day I filled my tank and watched the price per gallon go up. Sorry op
syki 22
Erm, you need more than 5 gallons to fill a tank. And every little bit counts.
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Comments (103)
EBA2013_fml 4
Damn, where are you getting gas? Its $3.94 where I live.
jimbob_76592 5
So you lost what? 2 bucks? Go cry
kaigrayson 2
Woah. Gas is $5.42 a gallon here!
EBA2013_fml 4
Where??
BusinessTurtle 8
Apparently Parsons Pond, Newfoundland
samtheman1028 1
Yeah, I dont the the problem here
heartemopants 18
I just got done paying 4.37. F*** you
gregonfire 4
That's gassed up!
satanisthesavior 21
On the assumption that you have a 20 gallon tank: You would have saved $2 on a $73.80 gas purchase. If saving $2 is THAT important, how on earth were you able to afford spending the $70 to fill your tank in the first place? YDI for complaining about a ten cent difference in price.
baronsmommy 14
Oh the days when I could fill up for $20 and get CHANGE back! Now I put in a dub and it's like my gas gauge just goes pfft!
Jinxx7 0
I'd still consider you lucky! $3.69 is cheap compared to $4.19 in Cali!!!
savannahjewel9 5
It's 4.59 here. Wah.