Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station that had regular gas for $3.38. I actually went looking for it. FML
Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Today, I replaced the fog lights on my car and completely filled my gas tank. $50+ later, the transmission decided it wanted to go out. FML
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Today, in an effort to conserve gas by using as much of the gas in my tank before refilling it, I ran out just before I could get to the gas station. Nobody can come bring me any. FML
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Top comments
Mischief109 11
I got lucky. One day I filled my tank and watched the price per gallon go up. Sorry op
syki 22
Erm, you need more than 5 gallons to fill a tank. And every little bit counts.
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Comments (103)
obtom 4
Gas where I live is 4.59......
PHRanch 1
I'm paying $3.40 a gallon prices are always good in the oil city
broim13calm_down 8
Its like 4.39$ over here.
kiraleann 16
In my town we're paying around $3.80 for gas currently, which is a relief compared to the $4.09 it was over Labor Day weekend and 9/11. What's really pissing me off most though is whenever the gas prices go down, it's by 5-10 cents at a time. But when they go back up, it's never any less than 20 cents.
FML_Elle 17
I live where gas is the most expensive in America, excluding Hawaii which has the most expensive gas. But their gas needs to be shipped to them because it is an island. I live in Illinois
macgyver2009 4
How is That fml you saved 10 cents per gallon jack hole
jahmimah 1
Boo ******* Hoo. I pay $4.59 a gallon every day!
corypoops 5
Boohoo
Hornedone 7
Damn it's over $5 where I live
buddy0516 0
Its 4.09 in my area. You should be happy you got it so cheap