Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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shortandloud 0
ugh that's total bullshit. You should hang out with people that make you happy. Shame on your mom for being so rude and shallow.
celticwoman04 0
She is seriously such a bitch. If you're 18 and can afford it, move out. If not, just ignore her and keep your friends. Tell her everyone finds love, even bitches like her.
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Comments (98)
britnirm1994 0
You should have said to her " Ugly? Psh, I got your looks. What does that say? " And wink. ;o
cocky 0
Well, she is your mom. if even she would say that, you're ******* ugly. take her advice. good luck finding someone uglier than your ass.
palleas_fml 0
that's one well named commenter here
cmac86 24
your mom is right in a way. as a single guy, though, it's not all we look for. some hot girls are just looks and no depth. while you do disservice yourself a little by hanging out with them, don't beleive it's the only way. but then again, what do I know. I'm a single 23 year old virgin male.
Cozzies 0
Is your name Chris MacDonald?
King_of_Kings 3
@ #16 Wow, not a lot of people can admit that. I hope you find your one true love! And soon. LOL
snowy_fox 0
Wow, that really sucks. You poor thing. I'm sure you're not ugly, and anyway, everyone finds different things attractive. I can't believe your mother said that. What a bitchy thing to say. No mother should say that to their child.
power_ranger 0
Your mum - legend.
Dr_Know 0
Your mum seems to be a massive biatch - Why the hell would having a boyfriend be more important than having good friends? If the guy you pick up is shallow enough to only want to be with you when there are no prettier girls around then that relationship would be worth jack shit. God imagine ditching a friend because they're too pretty? So lame, plus it would make you a horrible person.
supermike33 0
Why does your mom speak about you in the first-person? Don't put quotations around shit that isn't a direct quote.
slip5789 0
some people are just meant to be wingmen, or in this case, wingwomen
King_of_Kings 3
@ #24 I think she used the quotation marks to quote what her mom said to her.
Cozzies 0
Your mum is totally wrong. Being the ugly chick in the group makes you more likely to get some because guys use the ugly friends as a way to get to the hot ones. Then the hot ones get all down on themselves because they think that they aren't as pretty as the ugly girls, therefore they get low self-esteem, thus they are twice as likely to filache... or partake in the filming of a movie. You are the glue that binds society together. Be proud
sexymessy 0
^^This made me laugh :D!Thanks buddy!^^ OP as everyone else has stated everyone is attracted to different things. There's plenty of guys out there!! It's sad that your mom was so open about her opinion;maybe she was that girl. Point is don't let it get you down!!
slip5789 0
sounds good.. if you want to be a stepping stone :)