Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, my card got declined at Subway, so I walked to the nearest cashpoint thirty minutes away to frantically figure out how much cash I had in my card. As I went to pull my card out of my purse, it slipped from my grip and fell into the sewer. The guy behind me snorted with laughter. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
so you wouldn't care if you dropped 900€ into a drain ?
AK 2
Oh god, that sucks. Did you get the quarter anyway?
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Comments (78)
rhythmbandit 0
"I had the change and my wallet in my hand." Sorry, I don't mean to be a grammar nazi, but OPs FML just read really awkwardly.
DamnDatFML 0
grammer Nazi?? never heard of it. Well have a good day
slaggerr 0
I had something similar to that happen to me once. I was standing on the curb after getting off the metro, and I went to pull my phone out of my pocket. Well, as you can guess I lost my grip on my phone and down it went. Fortunately I was able to get it back. Hopefully you were too.
PityFool 0
They ALL float down here, Georgie!
AAAAHHHH12 2
Awww. :( I hope you get everything in your wallet replaced. But why didn't you have in your pocket after you left the register?!
missyedges1 5
your a jew!
waterynuggets 0
My what is a jew?
puppyeyes56 0
LOL at 29!
yo_momma 0
You know, it IS bad karma to pick up money that you dropped. but... just sayin :)
perryscherry 0
U didnt tell us if u got the quarter back....
skullbuster 0
Well, based on the number of commenters here, nobody seems to really give a shit about quarter-diver and his lost wallet. I mean, damn, that douche whose sister wiped out their pirated music stash in iTunes has a 1500% greater interest. So I'd like to ask another question unrelated to this cheap **** (YDI BTW buddy)... On another thread where there was far more activity, somebody mentioned a concern about a risk that Hulk Hogan may shove mighty putty up his ass resulting in an outbreak of colon cancer (not sure if it is just him we are worried about or someone else). Anyone else hear about this?
Ric3ball 0
thaat sucks